The UnCoach™
Coaching and consulting don't stand a chance. Neither do you.
Our approach focuses on blending strategic planning with personalized coaching.
You SAY you want to be authentic.
You SAY you want to be genuine.
You SAY you want to be Who You Really Are.
BUT THAT’S A LIE.
If it weren’t, you'd actually say what you're thinking.
You'd stop editing what you feel.
You'd show up without the masks or rehearsed scripts.
BUT YOU DON'T.
You manage. You avoid. You hide.
Let me guess:
On paper, you're killing it.
You've got the money covered. Team's strong. Systems work.
You've invested HEAVILY in yourself: therapy, coaching, masterminds, yoga...
Maybe you've read Tolle, done ayahuasca, sound bathing: the works.
And yet.
That next leap you've been circling for years? Still hasn't happened.
Not because you don't know what to do.
Not because you lack strategy or skill.
Not because you haven't "worked on yourself" enough.
Because you still think there's a You that needs protecting.
Because you still think you have to answer the question, "Who am I being?"
And as long as you keep that up, nothing actually moves.
WHAT IF EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN TOLD ABOUT IDENTITY IS WRONG?
Here's what I don't do:
I don't give you a process.
I don't help you "find yourself."
I don't make you safer, shinier, or more strategic.
I create a space where the axis you're spinning on collapses.
The identity you're protecting.
The self you think needs fixing.
The "You" you're performing.
Even the misguided notion that you have to be authentic.
Gone.
And when that collapses,
Nothing stands between you and movement.
So don’t work with me if:
You want someone to validate your story.
You value comfort more than raw truth.
You feel safer with mindset rather than movement.
You still think there's a You that needs fixing.
Unless you're DONE performing and want to step outside of the entire framework,
Don’t tell me you want what you don’t really want.
And stay away from me.
Cause I’m here to reveal you.
And you don’t want to be revealed.
Don’t do it.
Don’t you dare work with me.
STAY SAFE.
The UnCoach™
I don't have all the answers. YOU DO.
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Where it All Started:
We began with a mission to help individuals find purpose and clarity in their professional lives. Now, with years of coaching experience, we’ve helped thousands achieve their goals, land dream jobs, and feel fulfilled in their careers.
Through tailored coaching sessions and a deep understanding of the job market, we’ve consistently empowered individuals to overcome obstacles, enhance their skills, and unlock new opportunities that align with their personal and professional aspirations.
Stress-Free Career Planning
Let us take care of the hard work — so you can enjoy the rewards of a successful career.
We help plan your future.
We assist you in planning for a successful , fulfilling and prosperous future.
Resume & LinkedIn Optimization
We help you create standout resumes and LinkedIn profiles, ensuring they align with industry standards and showcase your professional achievements.
Interview Coaching
Our coaches guide you through mock interviews, providing feedback on your answers, presentation, and communication style to boost your chances of success.
Skill Gap Analysis
We assess your skills and provide a roadmap to address any gaps, offering actionable advice on courses and certifications to strengthen your profile.
Mindset & Motivation Coaching
We help you maintain a positive mindset throughout your career journey, offering support in staying motivated and focused on your goals.
Emilly Elliott
Career Coach Expert
Our team includes hospitality professionals, guest service reps, marketing experts, and property care specialists — all focused on maximizing your success. We handle everything from bookings and guest communication to cleaning, maintenance, and dynamic pricing strategies.
What Our Owners Say
Thanks to their personalized coaching, we’ve experienced significant growth in our business. Their strategies helped us streamline operations and focus on what truly matters
Malia Bourne
New York, 1 year ago
Their insights into leadership and team dynamics have transformed our approach to managing our business, making us more efficient and successful.
John Bourne
New York, 1.5 year ago
We highly recommend their services to any business owner looking to elevate their operations and achieve lasting success. My succes is excellent.
Doe Fill
New York, 3 year ago
Why Choose Us?
Empowering Career Environment
We foster a professional and supportive space where you feel valued, heard, and ready to achieve your full potential.
Invested in Your Career Growth
We walk with you every step of your journey, offering feedback, tools, and motivation as you level up in your career.
Programs That Fit Your Schedule
Our coaching plans are built around your busy lifestyle — flexible, efficient, and tailored to your real-world demands.
Focused on Long-Term Results
We don’t believe in quick fixes — we help build habits, clarity, and strategies that last a lifetime in your career path.
Our Expert Team
Sofia Young
Career Strategy Consultant
William Smith
Professional Branding Specialist
Alexander Goryle
Interview & Soft Skills Coach
Our Business Case Study
Career Roadmap Planning
Structured strategies that guide professionals through transitions, growth, and long-term success.
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Skill Development Pathways
Focused coaching plans designed to upskill and reskill clients for evolving job market demands.
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Professional Branding Wins
From resumes to LinkedIn — helping clients stand out and secure high-value career opportunities.
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Services
Resume & LinkedIn Optimization
Interview Coaching
Skill Gap Analysis
Mindset & Motivation Coaching
Interview Coaching
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